Sunday, January 10, 2016
I remember Christmas
Remember when Christmas wasn't sad and as long as you weren't bad you'd get presents and things or whatever Santa brings with his holly jolly attitude and very long latitude made you feel happy. Now were older and we know it's all about your dough your parents have storin and the Stocking of your feets would be filled with toys and treats Santa equals Satan celebrated by a nation who needs a realization that Christmas is evil for all sorts of people whom is to involved with materialistic things buying new engagement rings. For me at least this Christmas thing is about spreading the message it's about giving not reviving but for those of unbelieving here's a lump of coal for you
Blackout
Max O'Grady venting sesh
The fear of everyone else
their worst nightmare
When i have meet my destiny
not relying on technology but the will to survive
Suddenly I feel the ELECTRICITYyyyyyyyyy
I do not belong in the light where my skin shines so bright
I belong in the shadows
where I can not sleep
my eyes feel closed and weak
I am me
The fear of everyone else
their worst nightmare
When i have meet my destiny
not relying on technology but the will to survive
Suddenly I feel the ELECTRICITYyyyyyyyyy
I do not belong in the light where my skin shines so bright
I belong in the shadows
where I can not sleep
my eyes feel closed and weak
I am me
Instructions
Instructions on how to be me
1. Do the minimal amount of work for the most amount of credit possible.
2. Still be nervous to order food at all drive up windows.
3. Sleep... all of the time.
4. finc det dis sendance es feny
5. Think that Your MOM jokes are still funny.
6. Prefer warm socks over dumb jocks.
7. Believe that pooing off a tall building makes you the rightful owner of it.
8. Want a baby pig more than anything anyone's ever wanted
9. Believe that Aliens control the government (it actually really is true though.)
10. Leave everything until the last minute.
11. Hit the winning touchdown shot for the national winning team championship every time.
12. Be deathly afraid of girls.
13. Consider yourself TOP DAWG at everything you do.
14. Never go to school because school is for fools.
15. Want to kiss your dog on it's mouth
16. Have a fetish for women's calf's
17. If ash from fantastic Mr. Fox is your biggest inspiration
But who would ever want to have all these qualities?
ME
1. Do the minimal amount of work for the most amount of credit possible.
2. Still be nervous to order food at all drive up windows.
3. Sleep... all of the time.
4. finc det dis sendance es feny
5. Think that Your MOM jokes are still funny.
6. Prefer warm socks over dumb jocks.
7. Believe that pooing off a tall building makes you the rightful owner of it.
8. Want a baby pig more than anything anyone's ever wanted
9. Believe that Aliens control the government (it actually really is true though.)
10. Leave everything until the last minute.
11. Hit the winning touchdown shot for the national winning team championship every time.
12. Be deathly afraid of girls.
13. Consider yourself TOP DAWG at everything you do.
14. Never go to school because school is for fools.
15. Want to kiss your dog on it's mouth
16. Have a fetish for women's calf's
17. If ash from fantastic Mr. Fox is your biggest inspiration
But who would ever want to have all these qualities?
ME
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