White Elaphantee

So for my white elephant I got Bethany Y Lee! I'm actually super stoked about this because I think her writing is really funny and very unique which is everything creative writing should be. My favorite post of Hers was her robot poem sort of explaining how in a lot of ways we are all just Robots. The poem ends with this "Thank you, thank you. So I guess I'm a robot. Or maybe I'm a unicorn. Still figuring that out." So in spirit of that I crafted this

Because after all why can't we be both. 

Moosic

One of my favorite bands CAGE THE ELEPHANT is coming out with a new album on December 18 and I'm excited a whole ton of a whole bunch of a lot. They've released 3 singles which I wanted to share to maybe share some excitement and maybe get some others pumped also because this was due like a month ago:))))))

The Real Reveal

Gunna tell you my pen name name!

yeeeeeah!

Haven't told you it's shame shame!

yeeeeeah!

Because I did it all for fame fame!

yeeeeeah!

It's a party party!

Gunna feel great in your hearty hearty's!

yeeeeeah!

Some may know because you're smarty smarty's

yeeeeeah!

Gunna feel so yummy yummy!

yeeeeeah!

Yummy in your tummy tummy!

yeeeeeah!

You might think it's funny funny!

yeeeeeah!

I'm sunnyD Daysunny










I

Daysen

Heart

I got LIGHT

I'm THE SUN and I got light.

However I don't know how to talk about light after I just watched over an 1 hour and 1/2 of anti Christianity videos on YouTube.

I think the only thing I took over that 1 hour and 1/2 of bible bashing videos was that people can be really mean.

I think we could all use a little more light but people are to busy spreading gross dark weird things all over the place.

The sad thing is I think it's getting to me.

I remember being a kid full of light and seeing an ant carrying another bug on it's back and thinking wow that's amazing!

This sweet little ant was trying to bring his little bug buddy to a place where he could feed him and nurse him back to health.

When I see that today I think wow now it's going to eat his friend and provide food for his colony
that doesn't even appreciate him.

I didn't want this to be a sad because I do think it's easier to write about sad things and this post was supposed to be about light CUS IT!

So how about we write more songs about the Sun.

How about we dance like we don't care what others think more often.

How about we tell that gurl we think she's a cutie.

How about we love ourselves because were pretty cool.

And How about we spread some light!

Be the HOT ROD

FEAR

 

Fear might leave us in so much pain that we never want to try that little stunt again.

 

 

It's like were all stuntmen just working up the courage to do something.

 

When we finally do it we end up on the ground with bones that are

broken and vomit spewing out our mouths from the epic blow of our failure.

 

We all want to be considered the HOT ROD, but our stunts don't always work out.

 

Our devastation can make us want to disappear into our quite place, where

no one can see or hear us.

 

Eventually we all have to leave our place of quite and comfort, because we all have

deadlines to meet.

 

We train and work hard so that our next stunt won't end up a disappointment like the last, although often times it qwill.

 

When the time finally comes for us to prove to ourselves and the world we can do it, we might just end up failing again.

 

But in the process we all gain a heart.

Lone Peak High School Alive!

We forgot how to live at Lone Peak High School


I think we all forgot how to live when are culture became to materialistic. We often think things that are important really aren't. We often put clothing items and new cars and money on a higher importance scale than people themselves. Not just any people either our family members and best friends are often sidelined as we focus on things that just shouldn't matter and that is what this is a rap about that. 




This kid to concerned with how his new shoes look
It's been like 3 years since he opened a book.
 
We forgot how to live.

Woahh a new Snap Chat!
No way?! Look at that kids new snap back!
Mmmmm who's the new girl give you 10 bucks if you hit that!

We forgot how to live.

Also who cares if you break her heart?
Now you have 10$ you can spend at Wal-Mart.

We forgot how to live

Ahhhh my parents just bought me a new convertible Audi!
I just hate it because I forget to put the top on when it's cloudy.

We forgot how to live.

Ohhh no!
You split your Starbucks drink on my Nike Elites.

We forgot how to live.

I'll just have my parents sue you for everything that you own.
And then come and show you my new fancy I-Phone.

We forgot how to live.

I hope you enjoyed this rapping rant of Lone Peak.
Because as soon as you leave High School U GUNNA FREAK.

Bricks don't love you

Bricks don't love you.


I could give all my love to brick's and they would never give any love back.

They will definitely never love me.

They occasionally might hold the door open but that's only if  I make it.

They will never love me.

 They will sometimes let me rest my back against them when I'm to tired to stand

They will probably never love me.

They might keep a fire contained so I don't get burned.

They might kinda like me a little bit.

They often help me finish writing last minute assignments for school.

They might actually love me.

They just built me a house!?!?

They do LOVE ME!





Hey where'd you learn how to write?
From the...toilet store 

L. O. V. E.

L Lovers 
          L Lovers
            Lots
                      Of
                      Valentine
                      Eaters
                      R
                      Sad

          O Often
            Only
                      Fatties
                      That
                      Easily
                      Nauseate

          V Violate
            Viagra
                      Is
                      Often
                      Loved
                      And
                      That's
                      Ewwww

          E Each others
           Every
                    Argument
                    Charges
                    Happiness
                    Out
                    The
                    House
                    Erasing
                    Righteous
                    Surroundings

          R Room
          Really
                  Over date
                  Out late
                  Make out
          
          S Sadly
              
               Stupid
                  Adults
                  Don't
                  Love
                  You


O Only  
        O Only
         Ouch!
                No
                Love
                Yet

        N Nobody
         Nothing
                Overshadows
                Beautifulness
                Of
                Dear
                Youthfulness
        
        L Loves
         Lots
                Of
                Very
                Electric
                Smooching

        Y You 
               
                Yes
                Often
                Ugly    


V Value 
          V Value
          Virtue
                  And
                  Love
                  Usually
                  Excite

          A Always
          Always  
                  Love
                  Was
                  A
                  Yearly
                  Sacrifice

          L Lets
          Let
                  Everyone
                  Taste
                  Satisfaction

         
          U Us
          Ur
                  Sexy


          E Expand
       Eat
                 Xanax
                 Pill
                 Anxiety
                 No
                 Depression
 
        

E Everyone
            E Everyone
            Expensive
                     Various
                     Engagement
                     Rings
                     You
                     Outa
                     Notice
                     Everything 
        
            V Views
                 Vicious
                    Interaction
                    Every
                    Weeding
                    Sucks

            E Each other
           Entirely
                    Argumentative
                    Couples
                    Hourly
                    On
                    Treatment
                    Heals
                    Every
                    Relationship
         
            R Rightly
            Roughly
                      I
                      Get
                      Hell
                      Treatment
                      Like
                      Yesterday  

            Y  Yet
                  you
                      enjoy 
                      them
            
            O Only

                      Often
                      No 
                      Love
                      Yet
           
            N Not
            No
                      One
                      Touches

            E Everyone

Different Lone Peak Edition

 

 

 

 

 

 

Being different trying to be the same       Lone Peak edition

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1.  pretend i'm one of the thriftier kids by buying an old flannel from the D.I even though i live in a mansion and could probably buy the D.I

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2.

 

buy a hammock, take a lot of photos in it while in the mountains, post on social media

 

 

3.

state you are somehow associated with the lead singer of Imagine Dragons

 

 

4.

 also state you are the one that discovered Imagine Dragons

 

 

5.

 join Monson's army (become a Mormon)

 

 

6.

 pretend the song's you actually like are way to mainstream for you now listen to Bon Iver and Death Cab for Cutie (sorry probably to mainstream now)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7.

 blog and have your titles say cliché stuff like "who does he think he is" , "what am i doing, and ' i thought i loved him.

 

 

8. Blog and try to make it look like you're not like everybody else

Crayon Rap

                         CRAYON RAP


RED First you gotcha red the color of cherry. A very berry never marry on the contrary cherry. So you're fed up with red up and now you out the door which takes us to ORANGE! The color of  the leaves when winter is coming and the birds are running south into a jack-o lanterns mouth which is also Orange! YELLOW My favorite color, the color of  THE SUN . It's the name of my blog for a few reasons, It's bright it's light, and it's fun to be around put it on your head it's the color of your crown. GREEN The stain on your ass from rollin in the grass. You just couldn't resist and you couldn't quit it, so fresh so fun even Kermit the Frog did it! So go to your laundry room and shout it then tell your Mom and pout to her bout it. Blue the color of the sky, the sky of our planet of the universe that contains you and I. The sky that reflects off the Ocean which is also BLUE. The Ocean that contains all the ships, and the oil drips so you're never allowed to take a sip. PURPLE The color of all your bruises from all of your wins and all of your loses. From the time some guys took you and beat you, but you gave them Purple nurples and they couldn't defeat you. Pink the color of a little piggy. So fat so so cute lemme  put it in some rain boots. Well this is the end of the rap I hope enjoyed. Now go home and don't forget to Bolla Atcha Bome Hoy.  

Hats and Kitty Cats

This Post is about Hats So listen Up Cewl Cats!





The best thing about hats is that occasionally you'll stumble upon a picture of a baby animal wearing one.

A baby gorilla in a New York Yankees ball cap is enough to make you smile.

A baby puppy hound wearing a fedora is sure to bring a laugh.

A kitty cat with a fake mustache and a top hat is sure to make you want to see more.

An owl with a winter beanie on is  sure to make you say WHO's the wise guy?

Finally a tiny baby pig with a yellow bucket hat is just life's greatest pleasure.

Thought of the day

 Are we all just actually wild animals?




Badger: In summation, I think you just got to not do it, man. That's all.

Mr. Fox: I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm going to ignore your advice.

Badger: The cuss you are.

Mr. Fox The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?

Badger: No, you cussing with me?

Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me!

Badger: If you're going to cuss with somebody, you're not going to cuss with me, you little cuss!

Mr. Fox: You're not going to cuss with me!

(Both start snarling at each other, and then settle down)

Mr. Fox: Just buy the tree.

Badger: Okay.